The Smiling Child, for a balanced perspective, is a popular god, winning seats sixteen times out of thirty partnerships in the past 20 years.[1]
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The Smiling And Head-Shaking Child Upon The Perfectly Balanced Scales has eyes across every surface of his polished head, so he can see things from every angle.
The Smiling And Head-Shaking Child Upon The Perfectly Balanced Scales has one gaping mouth at the very top of his head, and he has an answer for everything, even as he shakes his head in gentle disapproval.
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Because he knows...you’ll be happier once you’ve seen things from both sides.[1]
Trivia[]
Jeff presents The Smiling Child as a candidate for the god that Shrue will partner with during their re-election campaign.[2]
Hayward mentions this faith to Paige while they research gods similar to the one they plan to make.[3]
